The Gosh Darned Mortgage

"The Gosh Darned Mortgage"

A Movie of Perilous Predicaments!
Reminiscent of the old 1920's film era

A Must Buy for Lovers of the 3 Perilous Predicaments...Bomb, SawMill and RR tracks...

CLASSIC 2002 Feature Length -View Trailer above

Can Constance overcome the Fatal Incidents that confront her!

Pamela Sutch, Tina Krause, and Debbie D star in this exciting tribute to the old 1920 cliffhangers! Constance (Pam) struggles through difficult times only to find herself the sole recipient of a large fortune. But Snakebite (Stephen McKay) has his own evil plans and places poor Constance into a string of dire deathtraps. With the help of Sinestra (Tina Krause), Snakebite intends to get the fortune all for himself. Will Manly (Patrick M O’Connor) be able to save Constance from a series of perils that include being blown up, cut in half by a saw, or run over by a speeding train? Find out in "The Gosh-Darned Mortgage"!
(nudity, violence, bondage, deathtraps)